So you are here. So you are interested who the writer is.

"Tell me about yourself" is the most difficult question to answer, despite what Carnegie used to believe. Of course specific questions are easy, but they don't give the complete picture. Asking one to tell about oneself seems to stupefy the most talkative ones. Some say that:

I can't live communally in any version:
For that my evil fate forever I shall damn:
To idiots I feel aversion,
I'm lonely with the clever men.
(Another bad attempt at translating Igor Guberman's poem)

and that:

When "nation like one family" utopy isn't far,
And everyone can get along with everyone without failing,
Just tell me who your best friends are -
And I can give a reason for your jailing.
(Same thing)

What else? It might seem that yours truly is a typing monkey, but really, not so much!

The Stories of Vladimir Nabokov, by Vladimir Nabokov and Mil' Pardon, Madame, by Vasily Shukchin